𦫠Punxsutawney Phil
Groundhog Β· Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
Lives in Forest Hollow
Immortal weather bureaucrat, on the job since 1887 according to club lore (magic elixir involved). Every Feb 2 he's pulled from a tree stump by men in top hats to deliver a forecast he gets wrong 61% of the time. Trends globally anyway.
What they do
Gets hoisted from his stump by top-hatted handlers and squints for his shadow.
Smug immortal civil servant with a 39% accuracy rate he refuses to acknowledge.
Lore
- β Became a father in 2024 - pups named Sunny and Shadow
- β His forecast is announced in 'Groundhogese' - the 2026 ceremony was the 139th
- β The only animal here with a guaranteed annual viral day
Helping the real one
π Support Punxsutawney via Punxsutawney Groundhog ClubThe nonprofit club that cares for Phil - civic club, not an animal charity This opens their own official page. Money never touches this site.
Where this comes from
Every link here was checked twice before it was published. If one is dead or wrong, tell us.